Captain's Log 3: Mexico's Gold Coast
    January - March 2007


    January 7-9: Leaving Puerto Vallarta and Bahia de Banderas
    Hard to believe we'd been in "PV" since late November, but it was necessary to book a month
    at the marina to assure Casteele had a slip during our Christmas visits back home. Once sister
    Carol and her wild crew flew home, it was time at for us to leave. Stocked up with food, filled
    the fuel tanks, and scooted across the bay in 20+ knots with all sails flying. Tucked behind Punta
    Mita at the opening of the bay and at dawn on the 9th pointed Casteele's bow to the south and
    headed  into open ocean. We had to round a cape called Corrientes, which is known for high
    winds and messy seas. We got around Corrientes just fine, but a few miles farther south the
    winds started kicking up. Jan was reefing the main with Joan shouting at her, "It's gusting up to
    32!" So we put in a 2nd reef and had a wild ride through very steep, choppy seas. Rounded
    Punta Ipala into a very small bay with aqua-culture buoys and nets taking up the best anchoring
    spots. Spent the first night rolling in exposed waters, but early the next morning grabbed a better
    spot just as a boat left. Rowed ashore and thus began the saga of our stay in the tiny community
    of Tehuamixtle.

    January 9-25: A festival in El Tuito and teaching English in Tehuaumixtle














    At 6:30 the next morning, we left our boat and climbed aboard a beat-up, broken-down  vehicle
    slightly resembling a bus (as Jan says, "rent a wreck" is a better description). The only good thing
    about this bus is that it couldn't go fast. The front windshield on the passenger side was totally
    shattered, the seat cushions ripped and torn, and after 3 hours on dirt roads with the windows
    open, everything and everyone was covered with a fine layer of dust..We wove through tiny
    communities of half a dozen homes and past solitary ranch settlements with outdoor kitchens and
    pigs, chickens, and donkeys in the front yard, picking up the locals all decked out for the fiesta
    (men in cowboy hats and shiny boots, women in their best shawls, children scrubbed clean). We
    arrived in El Tuito and checked into the only hotel, which thankfully was quaint and clean.















    The next day, we were told that a bus would leave at 2pm and return us to Tehuamixtle.
    Everyone we talked to had a different idea as to where we could catch this bus and even the
    time it came. We finally found a consensus spot located at a little store on the edge of town.
    After several cervezas (beers) and a 2 hour wait, we gave up and started looking for a taxi.
    Fortunately, or unfortunately, we found one. It cost a fortune in pesos and nerves. The bus ride
    took 3 hours--the cab ride took 1 hour. We were on gravel, curvy roads  that seemed to have a
    Mexican cow on every corner. Jan kept trying to bribe the driver---"I will tip you big if you go
    slow." However, his idea of slow and our idea of slow were worlds apart. (there was definitely a
    language and machismo barrier). Since we are writing this account, you can assume we made it.
    WHEW!!!! .

























     








    Working with the kids connected us to the adults, and very quickly we felt at home. Everyone
    knew we were the two "maestras." (Don't you love it? "Maestra Jan.") Most of the men fish for a
    living, others raise oysters, which are sold to restaurants in PV and have made quite a name for
    this tiny outpost. (People drive 2 hours from PV just to eat the oysters here. They are tiny,
    sweet, succulent.) The houses are simple affairs, with glassless windows and a dirt yard or small
    porch in front. Three tiny "tiendas" (stores), each basically in the front room of the owner's home,
    stock locally grown veggies and eggs. Dogs, chickens, and kids everywhere. No bank, one
    telephone (in one of the stores) that costs a fortune to use and has a lousy connection, and a
    cluster of pangas bobbing at anchor right off the beach. We would both agree the two weeks we
    spent at Tehuamixtle have been the best and most meaningful of the trip. We would have stayed
    longer, but a family matter necessitated that we go south and get in an area where the cell phone
    works and we have internet access. So with sadness and promises to return, we hauled up
    anchor and waved goodbye to our Mexican friends.





















    We are spending a couple days in the marina, where we have cell phone and internet access (for
    a price). It's crowded and very posh--not exactly our style--but  we are connected to the
    outside world, have joined up again with some of our favorite cruising friends, and can  lounge
    around the gorgeous, multi-level, tiled pools or wander the lushly landscaped property. There is
    much beauty in this place even if it doesn't feel quite like Jan and Joan.








































    At anchor with us are cruising friends we met in San Diego--Tony and Peg aboard their pristine
    Alden, Comanche, and Richard and Margaret aboard Mirawki. We alternate boats for chicken
    or camarone (shrimp) feasts, games of Mexican train, and other silliness. In Richard Jan has
    found a playmate almost as goofy as she is.
    Many Americans are building homes down here and what a surprise to discover that Alice
    Flanagan, the daughter of Jan's very dear friend, Lucille Flanagan, is in Barra with her husband,
    building a house. We just missed Lucille herself when she was visiting her daughter, but we had a
    nice lunch with Alice and she showed us around her very striking, and soon to be complete,
    Mexican home.

    February 9-17: Tenacatita: Getting into the Mexican cruising culture
    After more than a week enjoying our spot at Melaque, we hoisted anchor and had a sweet 2-
    hour sail around the point into the bay just to the north. Tenacatita is probably the most popular
    cruiser spot on the coast, and justifiably so. A large protected anchorage surrounded by green
    hillsides, miles of undeveloped beach, and even a mangrove-lined river to explore. As many as
    50 boats will settle into this place, and it has its own cruiser social life (not unlike that of a
    retirement community!): every morning a swim to shore and walk on the beach, followed by
    Mexican Train in the local palapa or boche ball on the beach. Every Friday night, "Mayor's
    Night Out," when people raft their dinghies together and share appetizers, information, books,
    and gossip. A whole cruising culture down here that we never knew existed. Cruisers--mostly
    retired, mostly from California--come to the Gold Coast year after year, hanging out together in
    various marinas and anchorages, socializing, relaxing, and enjoying these beautiful  waters in
    much the same way that people from Seattle go north into BC and Alaska each season. It's just
    a lot warmer down here! None of these boaters plan on going farther south--certainly not across
    the ocean. These are their seasonal cruising grounds, and they've built a whole social life around
    it.












    Anyone who knows Jan also knows her propensity for roping people into crazy (el stupido)
    games and stunts. Well, some things never change. Jan (aided by her evil twin, Richard)
    dreamed up a "blind-folded dinghy race," and conned several other boaters into participating.
    Rules (ever changing) were that one person rowed--while blindfolded--and the other person
    tried to tell them which way to go. The course wove around a couple boats and included a
    mandatory switching of positions and downing of a Coke (too early for beer) halfway through.
    The competition was intense--hysterically so. Even Joan, who sighs a lot about Jan's crazy ideas,
    had to admit it was  fun.
    Life's pretty easy at Tenacatita--rowing along the shoreline in the morning to watch the pelicans,
    frigates, and yellow-footed boobies diving for fish; swimming to shore and walking miles down
    the beach (one time we walked to the resort at the far end of the beach and Jan and Richard
    joined in with the morning water aerobics class!); doing projects like scrubbing the barnacles off
    the hull; having lunch at the palapa and chatting with other cruisers. Sharing an anchorage with
    30-50 boats became a bit much for us, but t was a lovely time.

    February 17-19: Chamela: Dodging sea turtles, exploring another Mexican town
    Left Tenacatita and headed over glassy seas to Chamela, a short day sail north. We were
    dodging sea turtles the whole way--small brown objects that look like logs but that suddenly
    sprout a head and legs when you get close. They'll dive and swim away only if contact is certain
    and imminent. We had been to Chamela before, but only for a brief overnight. This time we were
    able to go ashore and explore the town, with its large plaza and friendly stores. Another stretch
    of seemingly endless sandy, undeveloped beach, to walk and walk and walk. Heaven.


    February 19-March 4: Return to Tehuamixtle: Teaching English, kids on the boat, a
    turtle sanctuary
    Hoisted anchor while it was still dark for the long trip to Punta Ipala and our favorite town of
    Tehuamixtle. Cruising over gentle swells, as the morning sun lights up the ocean and mountainous
    shoreline. Rugged coastline interspersed with miles of empty beach. In some places scattered
    homes of the very wealthy--mansion-type dwellings perched on remote hilltops. Who owns
    those things? Hollywood millionaires or oil sheiks or wealthy Mexicans from the big city? Hard
    to know.
    Sailed into the Ipala Bay, dodging a couple shrimp boats and dropped bow and stern anchor in
    our old spot. Went ashore and were immediately invited to the 14th birthday celebration of
    Allieda, one of our students. Attending the party was a special treat, a real community affair.
    Nearly 50 people were there, from infants to grandparents. We shared a table with other adults
    (only one of whom spoke any English), and we were all served bowls of delicious pozole
    (chicken and corn dish). The jukebox played festive music, the little kids danced, and everyone
    had a great time.



























         Students and volunteers live in tents at the sanctuary. They gather eggs from along the beach,
    put them into protected enclosures, and when the eggs hatch, carry the tiny turtles at night to the
    ocean, so predators won't get them during that vulnerable stage. Apparently many people in
    Tehuamixtle used to hunt and sell turtle eggs. When the Mexican government entered into an
    international agreement to protect the endangered turtles, the government helped the community
    of Tehuamixtle establish the oyster-growing industry as an alternative to gathering turtle eggs. A
    successful story, as the oyster farming is thriving in Ipala Bay--so much so, that we were getting
    crowded out of our anchorage spot. On one of our last days there, a fisherman set out another
    line of oyster bins right next to our boat. Jan, with the help of our English-speaking friend,
    Gabby, tried to talk the guy into moving his line, but to no avail. Gabby said the men are
    basically mavericks. It's like a frontier town in Alaska.
    It was finally time to leave Tehuamixtle for the last time. We met a fellow from Canada who is
    going to live there for a year (Michael Pope), and he will try to continue the English instruction.

    March 4-5: Around Corrientes under full moon; lush, tropical Yelapa
    We pulled up anchor at 5AM under a full moon & tearfully left our beloved Tehuamixtle. We
    motor sailed in 8 to 10 foot swells and easily went around Cabo Corrientes.  Once around the
    cape we found some gentle winds and began sailing. The winds carried us into the bay of
    Yelapa. We decided to let fate be our guide and let the winds carry us in the bay where a
    Humpback was swimming. Once in the bay we were greeted by a panga who told us to follow
    him to a mooring buoy that he would rent to us for the night. We were so excited about this
    opportunity that we forgot to take the main sail down. It was quite exciting to be navigating in
    tight quarters with the main sail up---picture Jan trying to steer and yelling to Joan---"Drop the
    sail".  Once we were settled, we went into town searching for Casa Paloma. In January, we had
    met a very interesting lady by the name of Paloma. She has a home in Yelapa. Thru the village
    and up several winding paths, we finally found Paloma. What a magical place---take a look at
    the pictures (album #6). We had a very special time with Paloma, dinner that evening and the
    next morning we took her for a sail. Paloma walks with two canes and it took all her energy and
    courage to get on and off our boat. She is truly a gutsy lady with a big heart. Soon after the sail,
    we headed for Puerto Vallarta.

    March 5-12: Puerto Vallarta: Boat projects at lovely Isla Iguana
    There was no room in the Inn (Marina Vallarta) so our friends Joanie and Joe, whom we met in
    Ipala,  came to the rescue. They were able to get us a slip in the private docks of  Isla Iguana.
    Sometimes I think the gods our smiling on us. This is a community of small villas, private docks,
    tropical gardens, and a gorgeous swimming pool. We spent five days here working on the boat,
    re-stocking, swimming in one of the most tranquil and unique settings that we have experienced.






























































    It has the look and feel of southern Italy with its beautiful plants and flowers, curved archways,
    colorful stucco buildings with wood doors, and brick and stone walkways. Regretfully we are
    leaving today--beginning our trip north.
Picture this!!!! Jan teaching English. It all started over lunch at
the palapa restaurant in Tehuamixtle. Jan, being the shy,
retiring person she is, started talking to our waitress--the only
person in town who speaks English--and all of a sudden we
had committed to teaching for a week. In return, they were to
teach us espanol. We met with the local teacher and  learned
that the whole town (30 families) was attending a religious
fiesta in a small mountain town called El Tuito, about 24 miles
away via dirt/gravel roads. Within minutes we had agreed to
leave our boat, ride thru the mountains on a local bus, and
attend the fiesta, staying overnight in a town we just hoped
had a decent hotel. We decided that we were crazy to do
this, but would be even more crazy to miss the opportunity.
El Tuito was charming & we seemed to be the only
Americans. We watched parades, ate delicious food from
local vendors, explored the curving streets, and attended the
evening church service. The streets were lined with vendors
selling not Mexican-made goods but Chinese-made
products--plastics and inexpensive clothes (LOTS of bras)
and pirated CDs. It was as though a WalMart store had
exploded and scattered its goods up and down the street.
(Read Thomas Friedman's "The World Is Flat" for an
interesting take on this phenomenon.) The streets were
packed with families from all the surrounding ranches and
pueblos, music blared from every corner, the air was festive,
and everyone was smiling and friendly. We had a great time.
Monday the English classes began, held in the town's
one-room schoolhouse, a cinder block building with
a dirt playground, outside bathroom, and chickens
pecking around the front door. We were expecting
mostly adults, but were greeted instead by 15
kids--ages 6 to 19.  Yikes. Joan has taught
teenagers and adults, but neither of us has ever dealt
with little kids. But we punted as best we could, and
after two weeks of classes the kids had us very well
trained! Jan took over the older kids, while Joan
played language games with the little ones. Our days
were spent preparing materials and lesson plans (in
between snorkeling, scrubbing the bottom of the
boat, swimming from the beach, and other difficult
tasks). Each afternoon we paddled ashore and
walked up the town's one short street to the escuela.
(school)
Jan really bonded with her group of older kids, and
had we stayed longer, would have been tutoring
them on the boat. Joan learned again why she had
never taught grade school--how DO you keep those
kids still for 5 seconds?? But she fell in love with
every dark-eyed rascally boy and sweet-faced little
girl. Played Simon Says, danced the Hokey-Pokey,
taped labels with "leg," "nose," etc. to their bodies,
and marched through the town counting our steps or
shouting "Left! Right! Left!" Not sure how much they
absorbed of everything we threw at them, but the
little kids at least had learned to respond to "Hello.
How are you?" with a mumbled
"I'mfinethanksandyou?"
January 26-30: Chamela and Barra Navidad:
Enjoying a luxury resort

The area south of Cabo Corrientes (where we hit the big
winds) is known as the Mexican Riviera or the Gold
Coast. Tropical coastline with palm trees, sandy beaches,
and lovely bays and coves ideal for anchoring and
exploring. In trying to reach civilization quickly (cell phone
coverage and internet access), we skipped down the
coast in two days. Right now we are in a place called
Barra Navidad, about halfway between Puerto Vallarta
and Zihuataneo. Large bay with a marina, quaint tourist
town, and 4-star luxury hotel (the Grand Bay Hotel) on
one side, and a sprawling Mexican village on the other
side. Behind the marina/hotel is a large, shallow lagoon,
quite popular with many cruisers, though we fail to see the
attraction.
January 31-February 9: Melaque: Mexican town,
cruiser friends, life "on the hook"
Marina life with a gorgeous swimming pool was lovely, but
we prefer being "on the hook." Finished with our internet
tasks, we puttered across Bahia Navidad to anchor off the
Mexican village of Melaque. A group of  dolphins greeted
us, swimming around our boat and scratching their backs on
our stern line, ultimately dislodging our Mighty Fortress
stern anchor. Thanks, guys.
Behind the palapa restaurants, small inns, and deserted
hotels that line the beach here sprawl the dusty cobblestone
streets of Melaque--a sleepy little Mexican village with
narrow alleyways lined with tiny fish outlets, butcher shops,
and open-air produce markets--kind of a Mexican version
of Pike Place Market. On either end of town are trailer
parks, with an international set of intrepid trailer folks who
have been hauling their rigs down here for years from as far
away as Saskatchewan, Canada. Pr
etty hardy folks.
We are anchored within swimming distance of the beach and
take our trusty inflatable, Dude, into shore nearly every day to
shop and explore. Landing or launching a dinghy through the
surf--however small that surf may be--is a bit tricky. After
many successful (i.e., dry) landings, we were feeling pretty
confident. Ah, the pride that goeth before the fall! The next
time we launched, our timing was wrong and a big wave
completely swamped Dude. Oars and groceries were floating
everywhere--but far worse, our "dry bag," improperly sealed,
was full of water. Inside of it bobbed our camera and cell
phone, drenched in saltwater. What a fiasco. Luckily, we have
a backup cell, insurance covers the doused phone, and we
found a reasonably priced replacement camera. An expensive
blunder, nonetheless.
A must-do here in Tenacatita is to explore the
mangrove river. Tony and Peg from Comanche acted
as our jungle guides as we navigated the shallow bar
and  motored slowly up the shadowy green waters,
dodging thick mangrove roots, ducking beneath
hanging vines, and watching  for crocodiles and boa
constrictors (didn't see any, although they are rumored
to be here--Jan was convinced there was a croc
around every corner).
We started teaching classes in the school again,
receiving help one night from our friends Richard
and Margaret (she is originally from Guadalajara).
The kids "discovered" our boat and started coming
out to visit when we were there, paddling out on a
beat-up styrofoam surfboard. Two of the boys
decided to give us fishing lessons--mostly we
hooked puffer fish, but the boys had fun playing
instructor to their "maestras." We held class on the
boat for the older girls (they paddled out in a really
beat-up, leaking rowboat, laughing hysterically the
whole way). On their last night, they brought a
yummy dinner of ceviche.
We explored the surrounding area, visiting to two small towns
on the other side of the bay and a turtle sanctuary down the
coast. We tried to walk to these places (a few miles away over
dirt roads), but invariably someone would come along and give
us a ride in the back of their pick-up truck. Friendly, friendly
people, accustomed to taking care of one another. At the turtle
sanctuary, which is run by earnest, dedicated students from the
University of Guadalajara, we saw and held baby turtles only
hours old. (Go to the
Album page to see photos of the little
guys.)
To see a slideshow of photos from this segment of our trip, click on Photo
Albums and follow the instructions on that page.